Em Oh, the first of me downfall I set out the door D I straight made me way on for Carrick-on-Suir Em Going out by Rathronan 'twas late in the night Em Going out the West Gate for to view the gaslight G Radley fal the diddle ay D Em Radley fal the diddle airo Em D Em Em I went to the town's hall to see the big lamp D And who should I meet but a bloody big tramp Em I finally stepped over and to him I said: Em "Will you kindly direct me to where I'll get a bed?" G Radley fal the diddle ay D Em Radley fal the diddle airo Em D Em Em 'Twas then he directed me down to Cooks Lane D To where old Buck St John kept an old sleeping cage Em From out of the door was a small piece of board Em Hung out on two nails with a short piece of cord G Radley fal the diddle ay D Em Radley fal the diddle airo Em D Em Em I looked up and down till I found out the door D And a queerer old household sure I ne'er saw before Em Then the Misses came out and these words to me said: Em "If you give me three coppers, sure I'll give you a Bed G Radley fal the diddle ay D Em Radley fal the diddle airo Em D Em Em Well I then stood aside with me back to the wall D And the next thing I saw was an oul cobbler's stall Em And there was the cobbler and he mending his brogues Em With his hammers and pinchers all laid in a row G Radley fal the diddle ay D Em Radley fal the diddle airo Em D Em Em Then she brought me upstairs and she put out the light D And in less than five minutes I had to show fight Em And in less than five more when the story was best Em The fleas came around me and brought me a curse G Radley fal the diddle ay D Em Radley fal the diddle airo Em D Em Em 'Twas all around me body they formed a march D 'Twas all around me body they played the Death march Em For the bloody oul major gave me such a pick Em That he nearly made away with half of me hip G Radley fal the diddle ay D Em Radley fal the diddle airo Em D Em Em Now I'm going to me study, these lines to pen down D And if any poor traveller should e'er come to town Em And if any poor traveller should be nighted like me Em Beware of Buck St John and his black cavalry G Radley fal the diddle ay D Em Radley fal the diddle airo