G                       D
Oh the crack was ninety in the Isle of Man
G
Well weren't we the rare oul stock
                                   D
Spent the evenin' gettin' locked
                               G
In the Ace O' Hearts where the high stools were
 C
Engaging
G
Over the Butte Bridge, down by the dock

The boat she sailed at five o'clock
 D
'Ah hurry on', said Whack
G                            C
'Or before we're there we'll all be back
G
Carry him if you can'
                         D              G
Oh the crack was ninety in the Isle of Man


G
Before we reached the Alexander Base
                                   D
The ding dong we did surely raise

In the bar of the ship, had great sport
       G                          C
As the boat she sailed out of the port
G
Landed up in the Douglas Head

Enquiring for a vacant bed
D
The dining room we soon got shown
    G               C
By a decent looking woman
G
Saying 'Lads ate up if you can. '
                         D              G
Oh the crack was ninety in the Isle of Man


G
Next morning we went for a ramble round

Viewed the sights of Douglas Town
 D
Ended up in a mighty session
     G                  C
In a pub they call dick Darby's
G
We all got drunk by half past three

To sober up we went swimmin' in the sea
D
Back to the digs for the spruce up
     G                C      G
While waitin' for the Rosie, we all drew up our plan
                        D              G
Oh the crack was ninety in the Isle of Man


 G
That night we went to the Texas Bar

Came back down by horse and car
D
Met Big Jim and all went in
   G                   C
To drink some wine in Yates'
G
The Liverpool girls it was said

Were all to be found in the Douglas Head
 D
Mcshane was there in tie and shirt
   G                           C
The foreign queer was tryin' to flirt
G
Sayin', 'Hey, girls, I'm your man. '
                        D               G
Oh the crack was ninety in the Isle of Man


G
Whacker fancied his good looks

On the Isle of Man woman he was struck
D
The Liverpool lad was by her side and
        G                  C
And he threw the jars into her
 G
Whacker thought he'd take a chance

He asked the quare one out to dance
D
Around the floor they rocked and rolled
    G                C
To Whack it was no bother
 G
Everythin' was goin' to plan
                        D              G
Oh The crack was ninety in the Isle of Man


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The Isle of Man woman fancied Whack

Your man stood there till his mates came back
D
Whack! They all whacked into Whack
G                       C
Whack was landed on his back
G
The police force arrived as well

Banjoed a couple of them as well
 D
Landed up in the Douglas Jail
G                         C
'Til the Dublin boat did sail
G
Deported every man
                        D              G
Oh the crack was ninety in the Isle of Man