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[Verse]
E
  I never know if you're coming or going
B
  You say you love me, but don't know how to show it
      C#m
  And all the candy cane you got
     A
  It doesn't equal sweet when you're just plain nuts


[Bridge]
E
  Snow is almost seven inches deep
B
  I'm feeling better than I think I have in weeks
C#m
  I'm keeping cozy and warm
A
  Without you all on my own


[Chorus]
E
  Merry Xmas says your text message
B
  Merry Xmas says your text message
C#m
  But you're late by a day or two
     A
  So mine says thanks a lot and fuck you


[Verse 3]
E
  Listen to the boy with a big lump of coal now
B
  I guess you know where I think it should go now
          C#m
  There's so much more to it than this
         A
  You're not just at the bottom of Santa's list


[Bridge]
E
  Last December I remember when
B
  You said you wanna give me everything
C#m
  Now I so look forward to
A    
  To celebrate New Year without you


[Chorus]
E
  Merry Xmas says your text message
B
  Merry Xmas says your text message
C#m
  But you're late by a day or two
     A
  So mine says thanks a lot and fuck you

E
  Merry Xmas says your text message
B
  Merry Xmas says your text message
C#m
  Oh I never should have fallen for you
     A
  So mine says thanks a lot and fuck you


[B-Part]
  E
  No regrets,
      B
  Not for a moment
  C#m
  Facing forward
  A
  Next year's golden
  E
  Snow is almost seven inches deep
B     
  I'm feeling better than I think I have in weeks
C#m
  I'm keeping cozy and warm
A
  Without you all on my own


[Bridge]
E
  Last December I remember when
B
  You said you wanna give me everything
C#m
  Now I so look forward to
A    
  To celebrate New Year without you


[Chorus]
E
  Merry Xmas says your text message
B
  Merry Xmas says your text message
C#m
  But you're late by a day or two
     A
  So mine says thanks a lot and fuck you

E
  Merry Xmas says your text message
B
  Merry Xmas says your text message
C#m
  Oh I never should have fallen for you
     A
  So mine says thanks a lot and fuck you


[Outro]
E
  No regrets, (Merry Xmas)
      B
  Not for a moment (Very Merry Xmas)
  C#m
  Facing forward (Merry Xmas)
  A
  Next year's golden