Mirror, Mirror, on my wall,
Tell me, who is the loneliest fool of all
No, wait a minute, I believe I see
The answer staring back at me

Spent most of the morning laying in bed
Lunch was a black coffee and three cigarettes
They say it will kill me, but I've got a hunch
That this broken heart's gonna beat 'em to the punch

Mirror, Mirror, on my wall,
Tell me, who is the loneliest fool of all
No, wait a minute, I believe I see
The answer staring back at me

Yes, I'm the one who swore she would stay
Right up to the moment the U-Haul drove away
She didn't leave a table; she didn't leave a chair
But she knew what she was doing when she left you hanging there

Mirror, Mirror, on my wall,
Tell me, who is the loneliest fool of all
No, wait a minute, I believe I see
The answer staring back at me

No, wait a minute, I believe I see
The answer staring back at me