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 Good morning lady's, today
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We will be having a delightful piece of deep fried chicken
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Chicken, chicken, deep fried chicken, chicken, chicken

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You know, you know, that's why, that's why
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You know, you know, that's why, that's why
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You know, you know, that's why, that's why
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You know, you know, that's why, that's why

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You're a disaster, you're one stack of laughter
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You're dog is a rag, it deserves to be dragged
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Saw you eat your fucking shit, you must have thought it was chocolate
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Take it as a sign that you are hearing my rhymes

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Rub your ass to the floor, make it sparkly, shiny whore
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I'm wasting ink and paper for your fugly mother lover
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D'you own the dictionary? This shit's just functionary
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My spit is your rain, I'm dumping your brain

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Mr chicken, mr chicken that we fry, fry, fry
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Mr chicken that we're frying deep
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Mr chicken, mr chicken that we fry, fry, fry
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Mr chicken that we're frying deep

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Your eyes are toppings, see your arm hair rising
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Did I upset your mate when I spat on your name
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Stuff a this, find release, go-onna cry over-er t's
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Be careful near the net, don't nirty, girty, birty beast

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Pardon my french, you wrechy sock of trench
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Go and hide under a bench, itemized to be a witch
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Big girls, blouse, all you's fully aroused
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It's a bitter pill to swallow, even though the words I'm shoutin'

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Mr chicken, mr chicken that we fry, fry, fry
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Mr chicken that we're frying deep
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Mr chicken, mr chicken that we fry, fry, fry
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Mr chicken that we're frying deep

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You know, you know, that's why, that's why
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You know, you know, that's why, that's why
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You know, you know, that's why, that's why
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You know, you know, that's why, that's why

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Mr chicken, mr chicken that we fry, fry, fry
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Mr chicken, mr chicken that we fry, fry, fry
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Mr chicken that we're frying deep

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