A    E   D
What the fuck?
                   F#m
Would it matter if I live or die
     E                     A     E  D
Once I'm dead the sky will still be blue
                    F#m
I’m no catalyst for change
                       E
Just another breathing thing
                   A
Takin’ up a bit o’ room

[Chorus]
                E
Everything’s so fucked it’s comical
F#m           D
Waking up's a drag
    A                            E
And the worst part's that I know this isn’t even close
   F#m               D
To how devastatingly bad everything is gonna get

[Instrumental]
A E F#m D
A E F#m D
A E F#m D
A E D

[Verse 2]
          A              E
Life’s a joke, I’m anticipating the punchline
     F#m                   D                          A
I’m drunk so I’m just fine but soon i’ll be sober and broke
         E                    F#m      D
Down and out for the Nth time and all alone
        A                         E
And I welcome writer's block with wide open arms
        F#m                     D
Because if I’m not writing I’m happy
A                   E                         F#m
Writing is just an escape from the day-to-day tragedy
         D
I find surrounds me

[Verse 3]
    A    E   D
So, what the fuck?
                    F#m
Would it matter if we just quit breathing
     E
Our hearts could cease beating
     A     E     D
And who'd think twice?
                     F#m
Life’s a gamble and tomorrow’s never promised
   E                             A
So fuck it I say let’s roll the dice

[Chorus]
                E
Everything’s so fucked it’s comical
F#m           D
Waking up's a drag
    A                            E
And the worst part's that I know this isn’t even close
   F#m               D
To how devastatingly bad everything is gonna get

[Instrumental]
A E F#m D
A E F#m D

[Verse 4]
           A
Well I’m payin’ outta pocket for wholesale failure
    F#m                        D
And every little victory feels so underwhelming
     A                             F#m
When all that I can think about is how the story ends
            D                        A
And all the lessons that I’ve yet to learn
            A
There’s the future, the past, and we’re stuck in between
       E
In the only place that I feel comfortable
           F#m
If I could freeze every second hand, bet that I would
D                                    A
Before everything goes to hell in a handbag
                      E
But time will keep on tickin’
                              F#m
And the Earth won’t soon quit spinnin’
                             D
Despite what we want, who we are, what we fear, what we feel
                    Dm
Someday we all must die
              Dm
Take one more breath and say goodbye

[Verse 5]
    A   E   D
So, why the fuck
                    F#m
Do we obsess over success and failure?
    E                            A   E D
As long as we’re breathing we’re all alright
   F#m                      E                         A
So here’s to conceding I’m aware now I’m part of the plight

[Final Chorus]
                  E
Everything’s so fucked it’s comical
F#m            D
Waking up's a drag
        A                                E
But the best part right now we’re still alive
                       F#m                     
We can restart, we can dive into the lives we want
    D
And make the best of the time that we’ve got left!

[Outro]
A E F#m D
A E F#m D
A E F#m D
A E F#m D
E D A