Did you tell them I was comin'?
Did you tell them I'm new here?
Can we stop and buy some flowers?
'Cause I feel bad, I just bought beer

What if I spoil the fun?
What if I'm overcome?
Like an actor with a loaded gun

Met a girl, she's a florist
And, oh, so modest about her career
But her boyfriend could talk for us
He's an eagle pioneer

What if I spoil the fun?
What if I'm overcome?
Like an actor with a loaded gun

I've been called robotic
And tense to name a few
So I'm tryin' my best to be soft
Around the edges just for you

What if I spoil the fun?
What if I'm overcome?
Like an actor with a loaded gun

This isn't a party
It's a social interview
It determines my hierarchy
Between the strong and those confused

What if I spoil the fun?
What if I'm overcome?
Like an actor with a loaded gun
I'm an actor with a loaded gun