E          F#
redial and hang up
      G       G#
and i get put down
B            C                C#
all of these feelings call me telephone
E            F#
Numbers i remember
G            G#
from numeric pads like

[Chorus]
G       C
lucille
    G        C
And witchita
                        G    C A
it hit me almost like a song
       G#            G    A C
it was almost like a song
       G#            G    A C
it was almost like a song
       G#            G    A C
it was almost like a song

[Verse 2]
E                  F#      G   G#
repetition is what royalty says
B            C           C#
you get one idea and you kick it along
E       F#             G      G#
so many references and no referees

[Chorus]
     G        C
like blue eyes
              G    C
cryin' in the rain
                        G    C A
it hit me almost like a song
       G#            G    A C
it was almost like a song
       G#            G    A C
it was almost like a song
       G#            G    A C
it was almost like a song

[Verse 3]
B                E                       B       E
with the men and women from the electric company
    B                                   E
say "hey wise ol'! hey boss! hey chips!
                 A
do you wanna try one of these?"
                 C#
well get on your knees
           B
and beg me please
E             F#        G         G#
the body is a temple so shut your mouth
B            C             C#
well that's it, well never get along
E           F#            G             G#
i search my pockets for a phillips head screw

[Chorus]
               G      C
I wonder which guitar
                     G            C
 do you consider the best guitar?
                        G    C A
it hit me almost like a song
       G#            G    A C
it was almost like a song
       G#            G    A C
it was almost like a song
       G#            G    A C
it was almost like a song