Em
I ain't no delicacy 
Escargot get away from me 
and I ain't no household pet 
and I'm not a garden pest

Em          Am
I'm just a snail
        Em
S-N-A-I-L
            Am
I'm just a snail
        Em
S-N-A-I-L

Em
Don't touch my eyes I hate that shit
Don't leave out garden pellets
And in return I'll leave you cool slime
You can do with it what you wish

Em           Am
I'm just a snail
       Em
S-N-A-I-L
            Am
I'm just a snail
       Em 
S-N-A-I-L
            Am
I'm just a snail
       Em
S-N-A-I-L

I'm just a

Am
S-N-A-I-L    (repeats) (actually N.C. in the recording, but if you want to play something, Am is good)