Intro-Chorus:
E|-------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------|
G|-----------2--3----------------|
D|-----4-0----------4---6--------|
A|--------------------------8----|
E|--1b---------------------------|
A G
Holy crap Jesus
D C
did you really mean this?
C G
holy crap Jesus
A
my poor mangled penis!
verse:
Help, help, I'm caught in my zipper
Poor willie winckle
again I'll never tinckle?!?!
help, help, I'm caught in my zipper