Am C G F
Am C G F

[Verse 1]

Am            C
If I were you
G          F
I'd drive 90 in my
Am    C
Subaru
G        F                 Am  C
Match my outfit with my hairdo
G         F            Am        C   G  F
Block my calls just to mess with you

Am*     G*        F*     C*
Leaving back door every night
           Am*   G*
Before you get up
   F*
No heads up


[Chorus]

      Am
Quit lying to youself
     C
And everybody else
  G
Thinking I'm a better
  F
Version of youself
 Am
Holding it together
 C
Don't know how you do
    G               F
(If I were you I'd hate me)


      Am
Quit lying to youself
     C
And everybody else
  G
I think you're better
  F
Off with someone else
  Am
Holding it together
 C
Don't know how you do
    G               F
(If I were you I'd hate me)
    Am             C       G        F
(If I were you, if I were you, I'd hate me too)
    Am             C       G        F
(If I were you, if I were you, I'd hate me too)


[Verse 2]

Am           C
If I were you
 G            F               Am      C
I'd talk to strangers in the bathroom
 G            F        Am          C
Making new friends, I don't have to
 G        F             Am   C  G  F
Cross my legs on the barstool

 F*     G*        Am*    C*
Leaving back door every night
            F*   
Before you get up
     G*
No heads up


[Chorus]

      Am
Quit lying to yourself
     C
And everybody else
 G
Thinking I'm a better
 F
Version of yourself
 Am
Holding it together
 C
Don't know how you do
    G               F
(If I were you I'd hate me)

      Am
Quit lying to youself
     C
And everybody else
G
I think that you're better
F
Off with someone else
 Am
Holding it together
 C
Don't know how you do
    G               F
(If I were you I'd hate me)


[Outro] x2
 Am                C       G         F
(If I were you, if I were you, I'd hate me)
 Am                C       G         F
(If I were you, if I were you, I'd hate me)