Long ago
Mr Robinson Crusoe
Had it everywhere he go
(What was it, boy?)
It was a funky parrot, n' do do!
It was a funky parrot, n' do do!

A pirate bold
Loved him much more than his gold
Long John Silver always owned
(What was it, boy?)
It was a funky parrot, n' do do!
It was a funky parrot, n' do do!

Shoulder bard
Parrot rock is so absurd
Sidney only knows one word
(What's that, boy?)
"I am a funky parrot, n' do do!"
"I am a funky parrot, n' do do!"

So if you're all alone
Or feeling sad and blue
Then here's what you must do
(What's that, boy?)
You get a funky parrot, n' too!
You get a funky parrot, n' too!

It was a funky parrot, n' do do!
It was a funky parrot, n' do do!
It was a funky parrot, n' do do!