Grabbed a sixer of Gansett $5.99
'Cause it's Monday, I'm wasted
Half of the time

Play Smash till I pass out
My bed is on the couch
Wake up with a sore neck
Like I smashed my back out

Let me tell you how it is
I'm greasy and gross
Deodorant odor mixed with cigarette smoke
Doing everything I want, good God I'm so broke
A warning sign for most it's not a joke

Then I went and got a thirty of Busch Light $15. 99
It's Friday night
And I spent the rest of my pay check on pizza bites

A day late on rent
Missed the call from my doctor
Sleep with one eye open
My landlord's a mobster

Let me tell you how it is
I'm greasy and gross
Deodorant odor mixed with cigarette smoke
Doing everything I want, good God I'm so broke
A warning sign for most it's not a joke

Let's drink this place dry
Until we're thrown out of the bar
Wake up on a bench there's no gas in my car
Act my shoe size, never my age
Then next week let's repeat
'Cause none of this will matter anyway