I've known you for a long time
And you're definitely straight
Is this the only way you could get a date?
Since when are you gay?

Since when are you gay?
(Make up your mind)
I thought you were straight
(Make up your mind)
Well everyone is gay anyway

Oh so you're gay now too?
Just because being gay is cool
Well I know you
And I know that you like dick
What is this some kind of trick?

Since when are you gay?
(Make up your mind)
I thought you were straight
(Make up your mind)
Well everyone is gay anyway

So are you just gay on the weekends?
(Saturday and Sunday)
Don't you know you are pretty enough to have a boyfriend
I thought this would only last till graduation
It's just, you've always expressed interest in men

Since when are you gay?
(Make up your mind)
I thought you were straight
(Make up your mind)
Well everyone is gay anyway