I'll be the best boyfriend
That you ever had
I'll make you really happy
And I'll never make you sad

I'll be the perfect lover, if you promise not to tell
All the bodies in the basement all deserve to go to hell
I'm a soft guy by skin
And a mean one at heart
So if you touch my lover
I will tear your world apart

'Cause you're the best boyfriend I've ever had
I love you more than flowers and I think you're really rad
You give me a lots of kisses
And I give you lots of hugs
All my friends inside the sewers really like to play with bugs

You're a smart guy by skin
But dumb one at heart
I'm cute but I am vicious
I will tear your world apart

Was I the best boyfriend that you've ever had?
I tried to make you happy but you only made me sad
I told you that I loved you
But I'll never be enough
So I made you my new angel and stoled you in the dust

I'm heaven by skin
But demon at heart
So be kind to all your lovers, 'cause I'm hiding in the dark
I'll be the best boyfriend that you'll ever have

I'll make you really happy
And I'll never make you sad
I'll be the perfect lover, if you promise not to tell
All the bodies in the basement all deserve to go to hell