G G [Verse 1] G There's a Marlboro Man with horn-rimmed glasses F Holdin' up the end of the bar C Yeah, he's rubbin' his neck, drink in his hand, ignoring the band G I've seen him in this place before [Verse 2] G She's a fake I.D. with dirty blonde hair F Sippin' on a Moscow Mule C Aah, shirt too low, skirt too high G Catchin' the eye of every Hefner in the room [Chorus] F C And maybe it's just me or is everybody in here G Just as lonely? F C Or is it just another scene from a corner booth at closin' time G On a Tuesday? [Verse 3] G There's a cellphone man with his tie on the table F Nothin' in his glass but the rocks C Yeah, he's watchin' the door, checkin' the time, checkin' the town G You can almost hear his heart tick-tock [Verse 4] G Then the door flies open and the breeze blows F And then I can see her Wedding ring, you know that it ain't his C And her lipstick is guilty red, he pulls her close and they start to dance G And they fit right in [Chorus] F C And maybe it's just me or is everybody in here G Just as lonely? F C Or is it just another scene from a corner booth at closin' time G On a Tuesday? [Chorus] F C Maybe it's just me or is everybody in here G Just as lonely? F C Or is it just another scene from a corner booth at closin' time G On a Tuesday? [Bridge] F C G Heyyyyyyyy ohhh, yeah F C G ooh [Outro] G Then the Marlboro man with horn-rimmed glasses F Disappears with the dirty blonde hair C And the bartender stacks the chairs G And we all goooooo home