D             D7             G              D
I really do,  appreciate  the fact you're   sittin' here.
D                  G                       E7
Your voice sounds  so wonderful   but your face don't
       A7
look too clear.
   G                          D
So barmaid bring a pitcher,   another round o' brew,
      G           A             D        D7
Honey why don't we get drunk and screw...


[Chorus]
G               A          D
Why don't we get drunk and screw?
E7                             A7
I just bought a waterbed filled up for me and you.
    G
They say you are a snuff queen,
       D
Honey I don't think that's true.
     G               A          D
So,  why don't we get drunk and screw.


(spoken: "Take it Coral Reefers, here we go...") 


[Chorus]
G               A          D
Why don't we get drunk and screw?
E7                             A7
I just bought a waterbed filled up for me and you.
    G
They say you are a snuff queen,
       D
Honey I don't think that's true.
     G               A          D
So,  why don't we get drunk and screw. (spoken: "yeah now baby, I say")
      G                A          D
Lord, why don't we get drunk and screw