D 
I really do appreciate 
    G                 D 
The fact your sitting here 
 
But your voice sounds so wonderful 
         E7                  A7 
But your face don't look too clear 
   G  
So barmaid, bring a pitcher 
D 
Another round or two 
   G            A             D 
So why don't we get drunk and screw 
 
G                          D 
Why don't we get drunk and screw 
E7 
I just bought a waterbed 
            A7                        
It's filled up for me and you 
           G 
Well, they say you are a snuff queen 
      D 
Honey I don't think that's true 
   G            A             D 
So why don't we get drunk and screw  
 
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