Hello boys and girls. This is "Teach Me How To Scream" Volume One.
Today I'm gonna to show you the proper techniques to screaming.
First, walk up to your microphone.
Second, open your mouth.
Third, wait for the proper time, and let it all out.
For example: *scream*.
Now that you have a better idea, lets hear your best scream:

*Pause
Wow, that was great! Thanks for listening to "Teach Me How To Scream" Volume One.
Goodbye.