No more Mr. Anonymous
No more world that is nick bottom-less
My name will be synonymous
With being on the top
I can see it now
I'm the cat's meow
It's a hit, pow!
It's gonna be great, gonna be great
Everywhere I go
They will love me so
Hail my name, oh!
It's gonna be great, gonna be great
Master bottom, you're such a wonderful writer!

Oh, you really think so?
And your talent is talent beyond compare!
Why thank you!
You're a star, you are and you couldn't be brighter!
Now you're just embarrassing me!
You're a real visionary!
Thank you Jesus and Hail Mary!

This bottom's gonna be on top
This bottom's gonna be on top
Man I'm gonna sizzle
Man I'm gonna pop!
And this bottom's gonna be on top!

This is heaven sent
Feeling confident
Money well spent
It's gonna be great
Gonna be great!
Throw a big parade
Praises will be made
Compliments paid
It's gonna be great
Gonna be great!
Me and baby are so eternally grateful
You're who I'm doing it for!

Thank you for our cottage in the woods
If gratitude were food I'd have a big plateful!
Nice metaphor, bro!
You're the greatest!
You the man!
I really shouldn't say it but yes I am!
This bottom's gonna be on top
This bottom's gonna be on top!

Once I get going
Never gonna stop!
And this bottom's gonna be on top!
We are the royalty of the renaissance writers
Now we're handing down the crown to you
You were a nobody but then overnight you're someone

Better than the rest of us
Now you are the best of us
Not so fast
Ah, hello will
I knew you wouldn't go down without a fight
The tops are nay
Thou surely doth jest
I say it on my honour here
I doth protest
Yawn
Rhyming?

That is so 1580s
Oh, yeah? Well
If you wanna make it to the top
Then you're gonna have to go through me
'Cause on the top is where I live and I will not be giving up so easily
So there!

Oh, man I have been waiting for this moment for so long
I'm gonna enjoy it when I knock you of your perch
Oh, no you won't
Oh, yes I will
Oh, no you won't
Oh, yes I will
Oh, no you won't
Oh, yes I will
Oh, no you won't

My accomplishments are much more
Accomplished than yours
In your dreams!
I am the best
You can't be the best because I am the best
I have written twelve plays and each one is a testament
To my great skill
I am the will
And I wrote taming of the shrew and
Richard III and Richard II and Henry's III and V and VII
And Titus Andromocus
Oh, and did I forget?
Romeo
And Juliet!

Well, I have just written the thing that the critics are calling the greatest thing they've ever seen
The people are loving it, can't get enough of it
Everyone even including
The queen
She recently invited me
To her castle where she knighted me
And privately she told me that you're
Not any good
Not any good
Not any good
Not any good!

And she told me that all of your plays make her vomit
And nothing's as good as my musical Omlette
Wait a minute
You wrote Omlette?
Yes

I never thought that I would meet my equal!
But I can see it I have been bested by the best
Maybe we could partner on a sequel?
Oh my, how the tide has turned
Let's review, what have we learned?
See you were here, but now we've swapped
So kiss this bottom I'm on the top!
Yeah!

(He's on top)
Right where I wanna be!
Yeah this bottom's gonna be on top!
He's on top
He's on top
Wah wah wah wah

Yeah this bottom's gonna be on top!
Yeah this bottom's gonna be on top!
Yea this bottom's gonna be on top!
You want us to write, Omlette?
Ugh I'm not so sure about this
Well I am, little brother
So raise a glass to Omlette, the musical!
Bottom's up!
Bottom's up!
Yeah this bottom's gonna be on top!