Em=022000
Bm=x24432
C=x32010
D=xx0232
Am=x02210
G=320033

Drum Roll Intro

Horn Motif 1

E|--------------|
B|--------------|
G|--------------|
D|----1---------|
A|2-3---3-2-0-2-|
E|--------------|


Em                  Bm
Kazakhstan greatest country in the world.
Bm                  Em
All other countries are run by little girls.
C                  D   Em
Kazakhstan number one exporter of potassium.
Am                   (Horn Motif 1)
Other countries have inferior potassium.


Horn Motif 2

E|----------------|
B|----------------|
G|----------------|
D|----1-----------|
A|2-3---3-2-0-----|
E|------------3-2-|

Em                  Bm
Kazakhstan home of Tinshein swimming pool.
Bm                           Em
It’s length thirty meter and width six meter.
C                 D  Em
Filtration system a marvel to behold.
Am                     (Horn Motif 1)
It remove 80 percent of human solid waste.


Horn Motif 1


C                 D     Em
Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place.
Am                         Em                 G
From Plains of Tarashek to Northern fence of Jewtown.
C           D        Em
Kazakhstan friend of all except Uzbekistan.
Bm                         (Horn Motif 1)
They very nosey people with bone in their brain.

(Horn Motif 2)

Em                   Bm
Kazakhstan industry best in world.
Bm                  Em
We incented toffee and trouser belt.
C                    D    Em
Kazakhstan’s prostitutes cleanest in the region.
Am                 (Horn Motif 1)
Except of course for Turkmenistan


Horn Motif 1


C                  D   Em
Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place.
Am                          Em               G
From Plains of Tarashek to Northern fence of Jewtown.


C  (SLOWER)         D  Em
Come grasp the mighty penis of our leader.
Bm                                          Em
From junction with the testes to tip of its face!