C                                           G
How did I hurt that woman she never done me wrong
                                            C
I ran away and left her for a redhead and a song
                                              F
I got no brains I got no sense I never had no class
                     C            G                C
So I'm goin' down to Texas and be one more horse's ass

[Chorus]
          C                                           G
Yeah, I'm goin' down to Texas and be one more horse's ass
                                              C
I used to be a stallion but that's all in the past
                                                    F
So paste a tail on my nose and point me towards the grass
                         C            G                C
'Cause I'm goin' back to Texas and be one more horse's ass

[Verse 2]
  C                                               G
I can't run in the hot sun and I won't run in the mud
                                               C
I'm overaged for racin' and I'm overweight for stud
                                                    F
But I can dance and I can fight and throw a whiskey glass
                  C            G                C
I'm goin' down to Texas and be one more horse's ass

[Chorus] (2x to fade)
          C                                           G
Yeah, I'm goin' down to Texas and be one more horse's ass
                                              C
I used to be a stallion but that's all in the past
                                                    F
So paste a tail on my nose and point me towards the grass
                         C            G                C
'Cause I'm goin' back to Texas and be one more horse's ass

          C                                           G
Yeah, I'm goin' down to Texas and be one more horse's ass
                                              C
I used to be a stallion but that's all in the past
                                                    F
So paste a tail on my nose and point me towards the grass
                         C            G                C
'Cause I'm goin' back to Texas and be one more horse's ass

                  C            G                C
I'm goin' back to Texas and be one more horse's ass...