[Intro] Dm  C  Dm  C  
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        Dm  C  Dm  C

[First Part]

Dm               C         Dm
Colin Zeal knows the value of

Mass appeal
C        Dm          C
He's a pedestrian walker, he's a
Dm       C
Civil talker
        Dm          C
He's an affable man   with a
Dm             C
Plausible plan
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Keeps his eye on the news,  keeps
    Dm
His future in hand

And then he

[Chorus]

Bm              G
   Looks at his watch
        F         A
He's on time yet again
Bm              G
   Looks at his watch
        F         A
He's on time yet again
     Bm              G
He's pleased with himself
     Bm              G
He's pleased with himself
        Bm              G
He's so pleased with himself
   Bb
Ah-ha

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( Dm  C  Dm  C  Dm  C )

[Segunda Parte]

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While sitting in traffic, Colin
  Dm            C
Thinks in automatic
        Dm                 C
He's an immaculate dresser
          Dm               C
He's your common aggressor
            Dm            C
Colin's the modern retard
       Dm              C
With a love of bombast
          Dm              C
Keeps his eye on the news
        Dm
Doesn't dwell on the past

And then he

[Chorus]

Bm           G
   Looks at his watch
        F         A
He's on time yet again
Bm              G
   Looks at his watch
        F         A
He's on time yet again
     Bm              G
He's pleased with himself
        Bm              G
Ok he's pleased with himself
        Bm              G
He's so pleased with himself
   Bb
Ah-ha
     Bm              G
He's pleased with himself
     Bm              G
He's pleased with himself
        Bm              G
He's so pleased with himself
   Bb
Ah-ha

And then he

( Bm  G  F  A )
( Bm  G  F  A )

[Chorus]

Bm              G
   Looks at his watch
        F         A
He's on time yet again
Bm              G
   Looks at his watch
        F         A
He's on time yet again
     Bm              G
He's pleased with himself
     Bm              G
He's pleased with himself
        Bm              G
He's so pleased with himself
   Bb
Ah-ha
     Bm              G
He's pleased with himself
     Bm              G
He's pleased with himself
        Bm
He's so pleased with himself
   Bb
Ah-ha
     Bm              G
He's pleased with himself
     Bm              G
He's pleased with himself
        Bm              G
He's so pleased with himself
   Bb
Ah-ha
     Bm              G
He's pleased with himself
     Bm              G
He's pleased with himself
        Bm              G
He's so pleased with himself
   Bb
Ah-ha
                       Dm
He's Colin Zeal and he knows