[Intro] C  F  G  C  

[Tab - Intro]

   C
E|--------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------|
G|--------------------------------------|
D|---2-----0-----3-----2---0------------|
A|-3---3-3---3-3---3-3---3---3----------|
E|--------------------------------------|

   F
E|--------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------|
G|--------------------------------------|
D|---3-----------3-----2---0------------|
A|---------3-------------------3--------|
E|-1---1-1---1-1---1-1---1---1----------|

   G
E|--------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------|
G|--------------------------------------|
D|---0-----------3-----2---0------------|
A|---------2------------------0-2-3-----|
E|-3---3-3---3-3---3-3---3--------------|

   C
E|--------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------|
G|--------------------------------------|
D|---2-----------3----------------------|
A|-3---3-3-3-3-3---3-3----0-2-3-0-3-0---|
E|--------------------------------------|

[First Part]

C5                 F5
My mom she`s not a woman anymore
G5
She dresses like, dresses like
               F5
Dresses like a man

(She dresses like man)

C5                          F5
Oh how she's not as feminine as she

Used to be before
G5           F5
Oh how she's so damn masculine

[Chorus]

C          G
I close my eyes (I close my eyes)
Am             F
My mom's not a woman anymore
C                   G
She's wearing a disguise
Am             F                   C    G  Am F
Every time she leaves through that door

( C  G  Am  F )

   C
E|--------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------|
G|--------------------------------------|
D|---2-----0-----3-----2---0------------|
A|-3---3-3---3-3---3-3---3---3----------|
E|--------------------------------------|

   F
E|--------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------|
G|--------------------------------------|
D|---3-----------3-----2---0------------|
A|---------3-------------------3--------|
E|-1---1-1---1-1---1-1---1---1----------|

   G
E|--------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------|
G|--------------------------------------|
D|---0-----------3-----2---0------------|
A|---------2------------------0-2-3-----|
E|-3---3-3---3-3---3-3---3--------------|

   C
E|--------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------|
G|--------------------------------------|
D|---2-----------3----------------------|
A|-3---3-3-3-3-3---3-3----0-2-3-0-3-0---|
E|--------------------------------------|

[Segunda Parte]

C5               F5
My mom's not the same

As she was in the past
G5                          F5
If I misbehave she kicks my ass

C5                     F5
My mom's not quite the woman

That she was before
G5
When my friends come over
              F5
She likes to wrestle them down to the floor

[Chorus]

C          G
I close my eyes (I close my eyes)
Am             F
My mom's not a woman anymore
C                   G
She's wearing a disguise
Am             F                   C    G  Am F
Every time she leaves through that door

( C  G  Am  F )
( C  G  Am  F )

[Terceira Parte]

C
My mom's a
G
My mom's a
Am              F
My mom's a transvestite

C
My mom's a
G               F
My mom's a transvestite

[Outro] C5  F5  G5  F5
        C5  F5  G5  F5  C5