C             Em
You started a fire
        F                       G
That was never supposed to burn out
C             Em
You started a band
        F                       G
That was cool for a while, but it turned pretty bland
C            Em
I started a fight
        F                       G
With a neighbor next door and his pesky wife
C            Em
You started a job
        F                       G
That you hate when you're sober, and hate even more when you're not.
F       G      C    G      Am     G     F
And I know, you hate me too;
F               G      C     Em     F     G
You always say you do.

C            Em
You moved to Japan
        F                       G
Thought a clean bill of health and a camera could show you the plan
C            Em
I bought a bird
        F                       G
That repeats what I say, but, "I'm lonely" is all that he's heard.
C            Em
You found a guy
        F                       G
That is clearly the opposite of me, with a black motorbike
C            Em
I dicked around
        F                       G
But it's just like a movie whose picture is off with the sound.

F       G      C    G      Am     G     F
And I know, you hate me too;
F               G      C     Em     F     G
You always say you do.

C            Em
You started to write
        F                       G
It was subtle at first, but the danger was clearly inside
C            Em
I don't reply 
        F                       G
Due to lack of an ego, and laziness, it cuts like a knife
C            Em
You say that you're good
        F                       G
Had a baby with biker, and named him "Forest Whitaker"
C            Em
I'm laying low
        F                       G
On the probable chance you convince me to give him a home 

F       G      C    G      Am     G     F
And I know, you hate me too;
F               G      C
You always say you do.
F       G      C    G      Am     G     F
And I know, you hate me too;
F               G      C
You always say you do.