Intro:
A  G  A,

Verse (includes Chorus):

E  D  A,
("Life is hard, but life is hardest when you're dumb")

A  G  E7,
("No joie de vivre, just endless hours of tedium")

A  G  D  A,  A  G  A
("With a negative IQ you'll be lonesome sad and blue
Life is hard, but life is hardest when you're dumb")