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[Intro]
{spoken}
F: I don't think you love me anymore!
{spoken}
M: You don't think I love you anymore?
{spoken}
F: That's right
{spoken}
M: Oh baby, it's not that I don't love you anymore, it's just that, well you know, people grow and change,
and situations might change, and, well, the truth is that situations having changed like they have,
I find that there are a few requirements that I will make upon you if we are to continue our
cohabitational type arrangement. So, therefore, I picked up some paper and wrote this song to explain
some basic things that I want to say to you right now in this contextâŠ
[Verse]
EmC7B7EmEm
Well, if you want me to love you I'm gonna tell you what you're gonna have to do
EmEmB7B7
Well, if you want me to love you, and have you love me, too
EmAm
Well, I've got to have my lovin' like my habit set on
EmC7B7
Gonna start in the evening and go all night long
EmC7B7EmEm
If you want me to love you, that's what you've got to do
[Verse]
EmC7B7EmEm
Well, if you want me to love you, here's what you've got to do
EmEmB7B7
If you want me to love you, and have me love you true
EmAm
Well baby, I'll go all night long if that's what you want me to do
EmC7B7
But I don't think you'll last more than a minute or two
EmC7B7EmEm
If you want me to love you, that's what you've got to do
[Verse]
EmC7B7EmEm
Well, if you want me to love you I'm gonna tell you what you're gonna have to do
EmEmB7B7
Well, if you want me to love you, and have you love me, too
EmAm
Well I'm so sorry if I don't waste my time by hanging around
EmC7B7
It's just that there's something so much sweeter on the other side of town
EmC7B7EmEm
If you want me to love you, you're gonna have to get out of the way
[Verse]
EmC7B7EmEm
Well, if you want me to love you, another thing you've got to do
EmEmB7B7
If you want me to love you, and have me love you true
EmAm
Well baby, if you've got something better, I guess you'd better split
EmC7B7
I just hate it when you use my money to pay for it
EmC7B7EmEm
If you want me to love you, you'd better turn right back right now
[Verse]
EmC7B7EmEm
Well, if you want me to love you I'm gonna tell you what you're gonna have to do
EmEmB7B7
Well, if you want me to love you, and have you love me, too
EmAm
Oh, what's this complaining about money, baby, I know you've got it all
EmC7B7
Earning just a quarter at a time in the bus station stall
EmC7B7EmEm
If you want me to love you, that's what you've got to do
[Verse]
EmC7B7EmEm
Well, if you want me to love you I'm gonna tell you what you're gonna have to do
EmEmB7B7
If you want me to love you, and have me love you true
EmAm
Well baby, now if you wanna get in to my britches
EmC7B7
You're gonna have to show me more than that three inches
EmC7B7EmEm
If you want me to love you, that's what you've got to do
[Verse]
EmC7B7EmEm
Well, if you want me to love you I'm gonna tell you what you're gonna have to do
EmEmB7B7
Well, if you want me to love you, and have you love me, too
EmAm
Well, I'm sorry, baby, if my three inches don't do the trick
EmC7B7
But there's lots of gals out there who like it that thick
EmC7B7EmEm
If you want me to love you, that's what you've got to do
[Verse]
EmC7B7EmEm
Well, if you want me to love you I'm gonna tell you what you've got to do
EmEmB7B7
If you want me to love you, and have me love you true
EmAm
Well baby, if it's early in the evening and you're already done
EmC7B7
You're gonna have to get inventive with your tongue
EmC7B7EmEm
If you want me to love you, that's what you've got to do
[Verse]
EmC7B7EmEm
If you want me to love you, the last thing you'll have to do
EmEmB7B7
If you want me to love you, and have me love you true
EmAm
You've got to take a butcher knife, cut off your head
EmC7B7
Send me a telegram that your body is dead
EmC7B7EmEm
If you want me to love you, that's what you've got to do
EmC7B7EmEm
Oh, now, babe, well, that's what you've got to do That's what you've got to do