E               B                  
The Michael Jordan of drunk driving
            A
Played his final game tonight
  E               B             
Emburdened by his loneliness
    A
He wanted to feel alive
     C#m                B                
His laziness built the pyramids and his
 E        B    A
Solitude was a knife
            E               B                  
The Michael Jordan of drunk driving
            A     B      E
Played his final game tonight