My funny valentine
Sweet comic valentine
You make me smile in my heart

Your

Your looks are laughable, and photographable
Yet, you're my favorite work of art

Is your figure less than Greek?
Is your mouth a little weak? (Gone)
When you open it to speak, are you smart?
How, don't change your hair for me

Not if you care for me
Stay funny valentine, stay!
And this day is valentine
Stay funny valentine
Every day is Valentine's Day