A E     C# F#m

D
Oooh
A
Calm me down, babe
            Bm
I know I've been away
D                       E
I'm coming back for the holidays
A                           Bm
Boots all shined, I'm Santa Claus with AIDS
                D                  E
Selling pornographic polaroids and counterfeit shades

[Chorus]
E
When she said
F#m                A
"You don't have to be
            D          E
My darling, so PC with me"

Yeah, she said
C#                 D    E
"You don't have to be
E
So PC with me
            A      E
Because the meaner they are
    C#       F#m        D
The harder I fall in love
            A      E
Because the meaner they are
    C#       F#m       D
The harder I fall in love

D A E

[Verse 2]
A                                    Bm
I'm barely treading water, Roy Boy's clinging on
         D
Paddling drunk through airports
     E
On a raft of plastic bongs
A
Been on dating apps in Budapest
        Bm
We got Figh as Huck in Prague
   D                        E
Sodomy in Berlin without no guten Tag

[Chorus]
E
When she said
F#m                A
"You don't have to be
            D          E
My darling, so PC with me"

Yeah, she said
C#                 D    E
"You don't have to be
E
So PC with me
            A      E
Because the meaner they are
    C#       F#m       D
The harder I fall in love
            A      E
Because the meaner they are
(Ooh, that's right)

[Outro]
She said
"The meaner they are
The harder I fall in love"
(In love, ooh, ahh)
She said
"The meaner they are
The harder I fall in love"