Bb F Bb7/D Eb
Bb/F F
Bb Eb Bb Eb

[Verse]
Bb           Eb    Bb      Eb
What can you do to amuse me
Bb                       Eb
Now that there's nothing to do
Eb            Bb           F          Bb
The TV set's busted and can't get a picture
    Eb            Bb        F
The radio plays nothing but news

[Chorus]
N.C.              Bb   Bbmaj7
Why don't you tickle me
Bb7               Eb/Bb
Gee whiz won't that be fine
Bb
What a great idea
           Bbmaj7     Bb7           Eb/Bb
What a perfect way to kill some time
Bb                  Eb/Bb                  Bb          Eb
Can't stop to think 'cause if we do we'll lose our mind
N.C.
Why don't you tickle me

[Interlude]
Bb F Bb7/D Eb
Bb/F F
Bb Eb Bb Eb

[Verse]
Bb           Eb    Bb      Eb
Don't we have fun every minute
Bb                       Eb
Oh what a gay life we lead
Eb            Bb           F          Bb
One chocolate milkshake with two straws stuck in it
    Eb            Bb        F
What else does anyone need

[Chorus]
N.C.              Bb   Bbmaj7
Why don't you tickle me
Bb7               Eb/Bb
There's nothing else to do
Bb
You won't have to talk to me
Bbmaj7     Bb7           Eb/Bb
And I won't have to talk to you
Bb                  Eb/Bb                  Bb          Eb
When we're done I'll think of something else to do

[Interlude]
Bb F Bb7/D Eb
Bb/F F
Bb Eb Bb Eb

[Chorus]
N.C.              Bb   Bbmaj7
Tickle me
Bb7               Eb/Bb
Gee whiz won't that be fine
Bb
What a great idea
           Bbmaj7     Bb7           Eb/Bb
What a perfect way to kill some time
Bb                  Eb/Bb                  Bb          Eb
Can't stop to think 'cause if we do we'll lose our mind
N.C.
Why don't you tickle me

[Interlude]
Bb F Bb7/D Eb
Bb/F F
Bb Eb Bb Eb

[Coda]
N.C.              Bb   Bbmaj7
Tickle me
Bb7               Eb/Bb
Gee whiz won't that be fine
Bb
You won't have to talk to me
Bbmaj7     Bb7           Eb/Bb
And I won't have to talk to you
Bb                  Eb/Bb                  Bb          Eb
When we're done I'll think of something else to do
Bb            Eb/Bb
Why don't you tickle me