Am7
Punctured bicycle
     C          D      G
On a hillside desolate
                D           Am7    C  D
Will nature make a man of me yet?
G
When in this charming car
    D         Am7   C  D
This charming man
G
Why pamper life's complexity

When the leather runs smooth
  D                Am7  C  D
On the passenger's seat?
 G
I would go out tonight
                    D        Am7   C  D
But I haven't got a stitch to wear
G
This man said "it's gruesome
                D.         Am7      C  D
That someone so handsome should care"

[Chorus]
C    D                Em
Ah ! A jumped-up pantry boy
     Am7           C
Who never knew his place
   Am7   Em7
He said "return the ring"
   C             D          Em      Am7
He knows so much about these things
   C             Am7        Em7
He knows so much about these things

[2nd verse]
 G
I would go out tonight
                    D         Am7   C  D
But I haven't got a stitch to wear
   G
This man said "it's gruesome
                D               Am7  C  D
That someone so handsome should care"
   G                         D       Am7  C  D
La, la-la, la-la, la-la, this charming man
   G                         D       Am7  C  D
Oh, la-la, la-la, la-la, this charming man

[Chorus]
C    D                Em
Ah ! A jumped-up pantry boy
     Am7           C
Who never knew his place
   Am7   Em7
He said "return the ring"
   C             D          Em      Am7
He knows so much about these things
   C             Am7        Em7
He knows so much about these things
   C             Am7        Em7
He knows so much about these things