INTRO: (Try to scrape your pick on the downstroke)

         A Major                    F# Major                  B Minor               E Major
E|---------5-------5~------|---------2-------4~------|---------7-------7~----|---------0-------4~~|
B|-----------5-------------|-----------2-------------|-----------7-----------|-----------0--------|
G|-------6-----6-------6---|-------3-----3-----------|-------7-----7-------7-|-------1-----1------|
D|-----7---------7---7-----|-----4---------4---------|-----9---------9---9---|-----2---------2----|
A|---7---------------------|---4---------------------|---9-------------------|---2----------------|
E|-5-----------------------|-2------------------2--4-|-7---------------------|-0------------------|

This song has a pretty slow tempo at ~75.5, so remember to take your time and remember to listen
to the song to get the rhythm. :)

Verse 1
                A                   F#    
I can't believe it, I just don't understand
          Bm                                E
you're wearing a Tupac t-shirt but you're talking like a Ku Klux Klan
                      A                       F#
man, when will you get it? you used to be a friend of mine,
      Bm                             E
but now I know in time you'll be panhandling down on Pine,


Chorus
            A
you dirty sponge, dirty sponge
    F#                                      Bm 
soak up everything you can from everyone,
     D              E         D              E                         A x2
wearing out your welcome, soon you'll have no one you're no fun, you dirty sponge


Verse 2

   A                             F#
think that every hot lady has got it bad for you
   Bm                            E
obviously, you haven't seen all the dried puke on your shoe
    A                                     F#
bumming every dollar, bottle, sofas and half smoked cigarettes
     Bm                                   E
and pulling pubes out your underwear or a free meal you get


Verse 3 
                A                    F#
I can't believe it, I just don't understand
          Bm                                       E
you're wearing your joe-mamma t-shirt but you're talking like a Ku Klux Klan
                      A                       F#
man, when will you get it? you used to be a friend of mine,
       Bm                            E
but now I know in time you'll be panhandling down on Pine


Chorus
            A
you dirty sponge, dirty sponge
    F#                                      Bm 
soak up everything you can from everyone,
     D              E         D              E                         A x2
wearing out your welcome, soon you'll have no one you're no fun, you dirty sponge


[Instrumental, same chords as verse]
 A F# Bm E
 A F# Bm E

Chorus
            A
you dirty sponge, dirty sponge
    F#                                      Bm 
soak up everything you can from everyone,
     D              E         D              E                A (1 strum) 
wearing out your welcome, soon you'll have no one you're no fun.