C           Am
Shock and fright
C                   Am
All the creatures of the night
C               Am 
They're coming after me
F                              G
And I'm runnin runnin runnin, can't you see?
F                                    G
from these things that are coming after me-e-e

C           Am   C           Am
Bill collectors, tax inspectors
C           Am 
Parking enforcement has
F                    G
got the government endorsement
F                    G
to take my money away from me

C           Am
Shock and fright
C                   Am
All the creatures of the night
C               Am 
They're coming after me
F                              G
And I'm runnin runnin runnin, can't you see?
F                                    G
from these things that are coming after me-e-e

C           Am    C           Am
My ex girlfriend and her new boyfriend
C           Am
and his Mercedes Benz
F              G
She calls me lazy
F              G
So what I’m happy this way

C           Am   C           Am
Said Presidents and dead presidents,
C           Am
And the residents,
F                G
at my apartment complex
F                G
complain about all the loud sex
F
but they just don’t know…
(Stop)
I’m alone and watchin porno

C           Am
Shock and fright
C                   Am
All the creatures of the night
C               Am 
They're coming after me
F                              G
And I'm runnin runnin runnin, can't you see?
F                                    G
from these things that are coming after me-e-e

C           Am
Think I just might
C           Am
Join the other side
C           Am
Hear it’s an easy life
F            G
To be a monster,
F            G
So check under your bed tonight

C           Am    C           Am
Bill collectors, tax inspectors
C           Am    C           Am
Presidents, residents and old dead friends (4x)