F5
(Boom!)
         N.C.
Shut the fuck up
N.C.
Shut your mouth and shut up
                                        Gb5
1 Trait's back, so it's time to get the fuck up
F5
(Boom!)
           N.C.
What's the fuck's up

'Bardi 'bout to come up
                                    Gb5
Baseball bat, yeah he gonna fuck my knees up


[Verse 1]
E|-20---------------|
B|-----21-20--------|
G|------------------|
D|-------------22---|
A|------------------|
E|------------------|

F5           N.C.
   Where the tracks at?
N.C.
Where's my money bro?
N.C.
I got my axe back
             Gb5
I'm 'bout to kill you, yo
F5          N.C.                                                                        Gb5
Chop, chop, chop down both your knees like some trees while you're screamin' "Lombardi, please!"


[Chorus]
 F5
-Bardi please, ba-ba-bardi please
                                 Gb5
pl-pl-pl-please, Lombard, please
 F5
-Bardi please, ba-ba-bardi please
F5
Where the tracks at?
                 Gb5
Where's my money bro?
F5                   Gb5      F5
  In the rocketship, but I'm not
F5
But I'm not
F5
Bu-Bu-But I'm not
Gb5     F5
But I'm not...


[Verse 2]
Ab5 G5

E|----------------------11-15-13--15-18----------|
B|-9---11--8-------13-------------------16-------|
G|-----------------------------------------------|
D|-----------------------------------------------|
A|-----------------------------------------------|
E|-----------------------------------------------|

E|----------------------11-----------------------|
B|-9---11--8-------13----------------------------|
G|--------------------------------12----10-------|
D|-----------------------------------------------|
A|-----------------------------------------------|
E|-----------------------------------------------|

F5
   Write the songs, how hard could it be?
Ab5
Write the music, this shit ain't easy
G5
Write the songs
        F5
I gotta write the songs
F5
Can't think of shit, I dunno how to write
  Ab5
I used this joke on the last album, right?
       G5
I'm no Shakespeare, no Vonnegut
  F5
I don't even know what a sonnet is
F5
Welcome to the slaughterhouse
    Ab5
You can't even hide at your daughter's house
    G5
You signed the contract with your blood
     F5
They suck the rest if you give 'em a dud
   F5
If you don't make him the fuckin' stacks
        Ab5
With sufficient raps, with ten platinum tracks
     G5
He's gonna come to your house with a baseball bat
          F5
And break both of your motherfuckin' legs in half
       F5
So you praise the Lord to forgive your sins
       Ab5
So you praise the Lord to forgive your sins...
G5 F5


[Outro]
Ab5 G5 F5

E|---------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------------------|
D|---------------------------------------------|
A|-6h8/10---b-6---8h10b--10b--8h10-8p6/10--8---|
E|---------------------------------------------|

E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-------10--10h12h13--12h13-12p10-12-----------12h13-12p10-12--12-12--------------12--10---10-12h13p12p10-|
D|-10h13-------------------------------13--13-------------------------12--12p10p12-------------------------|
A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

E|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-13h15p13p10-13h15p13p10-13h15p13p10-13h15p13p10-13h15p13p10-13h15p13p10-13h15p13p10-13h15p13p10-|
D|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

E|--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------------------18-18-18-18-18-18-18-18-21-21-21-21-21-21-21-21-|
G|-13h15p13p10-13h15p13p10-/17-17-17-17-17-17-17-17-------------------------------------------------|
D|--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

E|-18-18------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-------20-20-20-20-20-20-20-20-20b-20b-20b-20b-20b-20b-21b-21b-18-18-18-18-18-18-18-18\---|
G|-------------------------------19b-19b-19b-19b-19b-19b-19b-19b----------------------------|
D|------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

F5          Ab5 G5 F5
(Come on!)
Ab5 G5 F5


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| h   Hammer-on
| p   Pull-off
| b   Bend