A#m [Verse] C# Fm This is for all the naysayers D# All the people that said we couldn't do it again A#m C# For every critic out there with a molten lava pen Fm I just have one thing to say to you... D# You're probably right A#m Their rookie album, 10/10 C# On the tasty scale, Pitchfork again Fm They ask: "Can they do it two times in a row? D# The sophomore album is the toughest, yo" They quip A#m "Can the 1 Trait do it again C# Bring the fire like they did in 2010 Wait– Fm What year did that come out again?" D# I can't remember motherfucker, I've been hittin' my vape pen A#m I can't remember how to read or write C# Let alone write bangers deep into the night Fm I forget how to even ride my fuckin' bike D# I feel like a dumb motherfucker (Dumb dumb motherfucker) A#m The Softmore Slump this shit is real C# And the Softmore Slump don't make you feel very good Fm 'Cuz everybody on your fuckin' back D# They're saying, "write mother fucker, write a fuckin' track" [Chorus] N.C. Softmore Slump, this album's gonna suck Softmore Slump, I'm 'bout to fuck you up Softmore Slump, this album bout to suck Softmore Slump, I'm 'bout to fuck you up [Bridge] F5 NC (Fuck this album) F5 A#m C# [Verse 2] Fm We're gonna be at every festival D# We're gonna be at every show We're not going to be playing them probably A#m But we're gonna be there be watching And judging you! C# See how that makes you feel Mac DeMarco Fm See how that makes you feel Kevin Parker [Outro] D# We're gonna be at Coachella N.C. We're gonna be at Glastonbury We probably woulda been at Sasquatch but I think it's dead We're gonna be everywhere! We're goin' everywhere! 1 Trait, comin' for you 1 Trait, comin' for everybody!