AGDF
I get up at around four o'clock
AGDF
Put on my pants and go take a walk
AGDFA
I am exactly the way I wanna be
G D F N.C.
(Yeah)
AGDF
I watch what I eat whenever I can
AGDF
I eat what I watch when I'm in Japan
AGDFAGDF
Everyone says I'm right where I oughta be
[Chorus]
N.C. A G
Yeah, I'm a professional freak (Yeah), freak (Yeah)
FD
Yeah, yeah
FDAG
I'm a professional freak (Yeah), freak (Yeah)
FD
Yeah, yeah
FDAFDGAF
I'm a professional freak, I'm a professional freak
DG
I'm a professional
[Verse 2]
AGDF
Now and again I'll pick up the phone
AGDF
Play electric guitar and party alone
AGDF
Everyone says that something is wrong with me
(Whatever)
AGDF
I'm a big mouth when I'm getting drunk
AGDF
If I'm freaking you out, I don't give a fuck
AGDFAGDF
Because I am exactly the way I wanna be
[Chorus]
N.C. A G
Yeah, I'm a professional freak (Yeah), freak (Yeah)
FD
Yeah, yeah
FDAG
I'm a professional freak (Yeah), freak (Yeah)
FD
Yeah, yeah
FD
Yeah, yeah, yeah
[Post-Chorus]
CD
Run me outta town
GF
I'm so lonely, I don't mind
C Ab E Ab N.C.
Turning 'round the hands of time
[Bridge]
ADA
Everyone says I'm right where I oughta be
ADA
Everyone says I'm right where I oughta be
ADA
Everyone says I'm right where I oughta be
ADA
Everyone says I'm right where I oughta be
AD
I watch what I eat whenever I can
(Everyone says I'm right where I oughta be)
AD
I eat what I watch when I'm in Japan
(Everyone says I'm right where I oughta be)
ADA
Everyone says I'm right where I oughta be
[Chorus]
N.C. A G
Yeah, I'm a professional freak (Yeah), freak (Yeah)
FD
Yeah, yeah
FDAG
I'm a professional freak (Yeah), freak (Yeah)
FD
Yeah, yeah
FD
Yeah, yeah, yeah
ADAD
I'm a professional freak
(Everyone says I'm right where I oughta be)
ADAD
I'm a professional freak
(Everyone says I'm right where I oughta be)
ADAD
I'm a professional freak
(Everyone says I'm right where I oughta be)
ADAD
I'm a professional freak
(Everyone says I'm right where I oughta be)
AGDFA
Everyone says I'm right where I ought to be
[Outro]
GDFA
(Says I'm right where I oughta be)
AGDFA
(Everyone says I'm right where I oughta be)
AGDFA
(Everyone says I'm right where I oughta be)
AGDF
(Everyone says I'm right where I ought-)