Hi there, you’re the latest jester Added to our beta testers Wipe that silly frown away, cause there’s no need to be depressed here Floating eyes and smiling teeth Ringmaster of insanity Please don’t rag at the fact that this place hijacks your humanity This new home feels like a prison, even though he says it isn't I don’t know what to believe in Gonna make me crazy Why is this happening and What am I doing here and How am I ever gonna Get out of this fucking place Wait, what the hell was that? I can’t take this anymore My God, this whole wacky world just makes me wanna fucking scream Come with me there’s lots to teach ya The gang’ll just love to meet ya Let’s go on some goofy aah adventures I made just for you so Eat this goop it’s green and slimy Look at that we’re teeny tiny Let’s surf pipes of different types inside a desktop from the ninety’s When our purpose starts to fade We’ll feel our minds decay Our memories become so distant Soon we all will be erased Abstracted and displaced Can’t comprehend our own existence Stranded for eternity Stuck eating food that’s 3D We can’t be trapped here can we? Sorry to burst your bubble but you will be! The new member of the band Pawn in someone else’s hand Feel like Alice here in this forsaken wonderland Please tell me it’s just a dream That it’s not all that it seems This whole wacky world just makes me want to fucking scream Can’t escape don’t even try Just loop up omnipresent eyes Are stalking you and taunting you to watch as you decay and die so Don’t deceive or run or flee Just listen to the king or he Will cast you to the zoo below with those like you who try to leave