Iiiiiiiiiin Iiiiiiiiiiiin comin bacon Incomin bacon She's hurlin bacon Big ol fatty bacon Ow! Ya know, baby, I don't really dig Flyin strips of Porky Pig Incomin bacon Duck n cover She's hurlin bacon at her brother Duck n cover She's hurlin bacon at her brother Ow! It started when she went to the fridge She found the bag with strips of red n white pig And she didn't even use the fork She started throwing Throwing that pork Look out! Here she comes now! Dodge the pig! Do a little jig! Ow! Come on y'all Here we go! Dodge that pig now don't be slow Do the piggy! Oink Oink Oink Bam! You're bacon Ow! C'mon now, don't be scared Dodge that pig NOW BE PREPARED! Don't get hit Don't get bit Fight the bacon off with your super powered zit Ow! Yah hear me? NOW!