(Ayy, secure it in the hoodie) (Ayy, secure it in the hoodie) (Ayy, secure it in the hoodie) (Ayy, secure it in the hoodie) I feel like an overgrown pterodactyl But I’m just Chicken Wing Jr. Johnson III I drunk a Red Bull and I turned into a giant bird Now everyday in the morning I say cock-a-doodle-doo I woke up one morning and Batman was fighting the Joker I was a mailman back in 2099 Now I make fruit roll ups in the fruit roll up factory I just had a sandwich, it’s called: Tallahaweeweewee I got a VHS and it’s connected to my TV I used to have a lizard and he was a dog I thought I was Spider-Man, I tried to climb up a wall But I was just Wolverine XLIX I was a mailman back in 2099 (I was a mailman back in 2099, yeah)