I turned a ketchup bottle to an outer space spaceship I know Donkey Kong but he had threw some barrels at me I don’t eat Willy Wonka candy, I’d rather eat Laffy Taffy They caught me jumping in the jungle 'cause I am Tarzan I don’t have no room, I live in a shoebox I had a tomato belly burger and it tasted nasty Just came from the ocean, I was swimming with beluga whales What is 5 + 5? 'Cause I think it equals 12 Just ordered the 16,000th piece of chicken wing calculators And they just caught me dancing on the elevator I thought I knew a dinosaur, but he was just an alligator I don’t know how to rap so I just say random stuff on the beat I went to New York to go buy a chicken burrito sandwich But all I got was a pasta tomato salad I tried to watch a movie on the VHS TV But instead I got a chance to hang out with Mario and Luigi Spaceship (SpaceShip)