(Oh East? I thought you said: Weest!) Walked out of Walmart 'cause they ran out of cereal Left my momma house 'cause she ain’t have no cereal Walked out my brother house 'cause she ain’t have no cereal Smacked my sister 'cause all she had was Cheerios Smack ‘em in the face with a bowl of Cheerios I just milked a cow 'cause we ran out of milk Back in World War II, we was selling milk Robbed a king and I had to fight a dragon Fly on a carpet like I am Aladdin But I'm really just a genie in a bottle Hit ‘em in the head with a baby bottle Now he mad drinking out of a sippy cup I'm next in Madden, I'm the runner-up Tried to fight Shrek 'cause I thought I was tough He lift his arm up, all I smelled was muss And I passed out, woke up like: What the fuck?