Late in the evening, walking down the street Making very little noise with my shaking feet Turn around the corner and guess what I see I see a drawing on the sign that looks like me Skingrad city murderer still at large Used a soul gem, caught a different charge Now, why would someone draw me on a wanted sign? Prison bars are something I can’t get behind Stop right there, boy, you’re acting cringe Don’t you dare move a muscle by a single inch Now pay the court a fine or it’s off to jail Your stolen goods are forfeit Wait, wait, listen Hold your horses, officer, I can explain Poor glarthir’s being framed for someone’s personal gain There’s a woman ‘round these parts and her name’s bernadette I'm afraid she’s the kind of witch to long for my death Toutius sextius is sexting my wife I am sure that motherfucker wants me out of his life Not to toot my own horns but I know who is sus In the city of sin-grad, you don’t know who to trust Stop right there, boy, you’re acting cringe Don’t you dare move a muscle by a single inch Now pay the court a fine or it’s off to jail Your stolen goods are forfeit and your psyche is frail Shawty so fine she gotta stop right there Take this criminal’s cum with that delicate pair I do apologize, brother, I got distracted by breasts Now, where’s my fella haskill, time to welcome our guest Fatherless broad, she call me papa Blowing lil sheo like my name is zaza Got duolingo, started learning thot, so Lil sheo is a pretty motherfucker I took her home and she wet my willy Dementia mcdonald's, the beef is silly Lil ass boy, you’re going crazy Lil ass boy, you’re coming with me Yeah! Woohoo! Wait You- you're kind of weird, you know that? But that's okay! I, I like crazy people!