I'm just an average bosmer boy Not a septim to my name My awful bed is full of bugs I cannot talk a good game My father never made lots of coin Never brought me up to speed But I still get high on skooma, so Let me tell you what I need I need 20 schmackaroos, 3 septims 2 cyrodiilic dollars, baby 20 schmackaroos, 3 septims 2 cyrodiilic dollars I sought out different mages And I told them that I'm poor One said he’d make my money longer Than the vampire cure Oh, please, come on now, make me rich I begged with no delay He told me it comes with a price I'm not prepared to pay He gave me 20 schmackaroos, 3 septims 2 cyrodiilic dollars, baby 20 schmackaroos, 3 septims 2 cyrodiilic dollars I made fast friends with shiny coin Oh, yeah, baby, I'm rich So rich that even my cheese is breaded Mozzarella sticks Big house in skingrad, pretty girl And she wants some bosmer kids Stuck my muatra in her chimney And gave her a little kiss But I can never stop the feeling Every time she grabs my crotch I look over my shoulder And I feel I'm being watched I feel that she is after me I feel that she’s a threat I feel the need to get rid of her Cause she can never get my 20 schmackaroos, 3 septims 2 cyrodiilic dollars, baby 20 schmackaroos, 3 septims 2 cyrodiilic dollars I'm loaded with gold!