People hug And give each other kisses Holding hands and walking side by side But everytime I try to charm a lady She runs away What am I doing wrong? Is it the dubstep in my song, when I go... Excuse me, miss But do you like the dubstep? Oh, will I ever find someone Or will I die alone? Endless streams Of loveletters and roses Serenades from men with big guitars Famous men are asking me for dinner I think I'll pass Oh, where is my prince charming Who will cuddle with my hair and whisper Will I meet a man Who also likes to... I guess I'll never know Will I find Oh, will I ever find that someone who Can sing wuu Can sing the wu-wu-wu-wu-wu-wuuu Do the ring I'll do the ri-ri-ri-ri-ri-ri-ring for you Oh my god Who is that singing? Someone who also likes the dub The dub (the dub), the step (the dub) We both like dubstep Please just take these fucking flowers! Let's move in together We'll have children I'll make cupcakes I will massage your shoulders daily I'll make you dinner when you come home from work I'll play James Blunt's songs from a cd Let's buy a car I'll make you an omelette for breakfast I'll do dishes for you Let's watch the last season of Madmen together I fucking love you I fucking love you You cock-sucking son of a bitch I'll get down on my knees And ask you: Will you marry me?