INTRO: C G D G G G G G There's quare things in Dublin, Between Howth and Crumlin C G Am D Down in Ringsend there's a five legged cat G G G G And a three-legged donkey, A two-headed monkey C G D G There's nothing so quare, As this four-faced old clock G G G G There's a clock in old Dublin, That stands on a steeple C G Am D Proud and erect, With four faces so tall G G G G While one of them says, You are late, It's deceiving C G D G The other one says, It's a quarter to four G C G D D And you run down the road, And he grins as you hurry G C G D When just round the corner, You look in surprise G G G G It's not quite the same, As it was on the last street C G D7 G This bloody blackguard is, Telling me lies G G G G There's quare things in Dublin, Between Howth and Crumlin C G Am D Down in Ringsend there's a five legged cat G G G G And a three-legged donkey, A two-headed monkey C G D G There's nothing so quare, As this four-faced old clock G G G G There's a half hour to spare, Now, How will I kill it C G Am D I'll nip up the road, Hop in for a jar G G G G With the chimes of four bells, I look back in amazement C G D G His other side, Sure, has gone past the hour G C G D There's a lesson in life, To adopt and interpret G C G D It applies to all people, Regardless their race G G G G Oh, Don't put your trust, Or your faith in a person C G D7 G If sometimes they seem, To have more than one face G G G G There's quare things in Dublin, Between Howth and Crumlin C G Am D Down in Ringsend there's a five legged cat G G G G And a three-legged donkey, A two-headed monkey C G D G There's nothing so quare, As this four-faced old clock G G G G There's quare things in Dublin, Between Howth and Crumlin C G Am D Down in Ringsend there's a five legged cat G G G G And a three-legged donkey, A two-headed monkey C G D G There's nothing so quare, As this four-faced old clock