Two blonde girls in a tennis match And the one who hits the winner gets an urn of ashes from Her late mother and a car loan she can't pay From feeling cute with your gap teeth Till the last drunk calls you a field goal with pink cheeks And now you've lost any glitter that you once made Is the party over? Did tomorrow come too soon? Is this what gettin' older is? The more you know, the less you do There's nothin' as serious or as funny As America in your twenties Twenty-six and an idiot Eating microwave pizza for dinner, at least I've got A white priest and a 2012 class ring And though my heart is in Tеnnessee Everyone from my town is еither dead or they're married, wow James says that they both mean the same thing Is the party over? Did tomorrow come too soon? Is this what gettin' older is? You wake up in your father's shoes It's gonna take your heart and your money It's America in your It's America in your twenties Trust a boy who says he knows you want it And he'll be pull-out conscious Nothin' more patriotic than that Drive your Civic alone to a clinic You and your morning sickness They never taught this part in class Nothing as serious or as funny Everybody hates me, everybody loves me It's kinda fucked to think that it's lucky To be in America in your twenties