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[Verse 1]
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Donald and June enjoyed their brief honey – moon
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Then they came home to lead the big baby boom
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June wanted boys, so Margie wore short hair and corduroys
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Soon they had Claire, then Linda and Louise, a matching pair
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June liked boys
[Verse 2]
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Donald and June they put some money a - side
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But all in four years they gave a - way three young brides
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June spent it all. Donald tried to keep each wedding small
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When they were broke, he offered Claire a thousand to elope
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Claire said, 'Nope'
[Bridge]
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If things were different for Donald and June
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Then things wouldn't be what they are
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Where did they go right
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And how did they ever come, ... so far?
[Verse 3]
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Donald and June had finally emptied their nest
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They planned a long trip and then a couple years’ rest
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But Claire had a spat
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And turned up with her suitcase and her cat
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Marg moved next door,
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Now she won't need day care anymore
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And the twins had twins
[Bridge]
Bm E A F#m7
If things were different for Donald and June
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Then things wouldn't be what they are
D A
Where did they go right
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And how did they ever come, ... so far?
[Outro]
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Donald and June enjoyed their brief honey – moon
