Em
They see me mowin'
Bm
My front lawn
C Bm Am
I know they're all thinking I'm so White N' nerdy
Em
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Bm
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
C
Can't you see I'm white n' nerdy
Bm Am
Look at me I'm white n' nerdy!
Em
I wanna roll with
Bm
The gangsters
C Bm Am
But so far they all think I'm too white n' nerdy
Em
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Bm
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
C
I'm just too white n' nerdy
Bm Am
Really, really white n' nerdy
[Verse]
Em
First in my class here at M.I.T.
Bm
Got skills, I'm a Champion of DND
C
MC Escher that's my favorite MC
Bm Am
Keep your 40 I'll just have an Earl Grey tea
Em
My rims never spin to the contrary
Bm
You'll find they're quite stationary
C
All of my action figures are cherry
Bm Am
Steven Hawkings in my library
Em
My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
Bm
I got people begging for my top 8 spaces
C
Yo I know Pi to a thousand places
Bm Am
Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces
Em
I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
Bm
I'm a whiz at minesweeper I can play for days
C
Once you see my sweet moves you're gonna stay amazed,
Bm Am
my fingers movin' so fast I'll set the place ablaze
Em
There's no killer app I haven't run
Bm
At Pascal, well, I'm number 1
C
Do vector calculus just for fun
Bm Am
I ain't got a gat but I gotta soldering gun
Em
Happy days is my favourite theme song
Bm
I can sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
C
I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
Bm
I'm fluent in Java Script as well as Klingon
Am
Here's the part I sing on
[Chorus]
Em Bm
They see me roll on, my Segway!
C Bm Am
I know in my heart they think I'm white n' nerdy
Em
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Bm
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
C
Can't you see I'm white n' nerdy
Bm Am
Look at me I'm white n' nerdy
Em Bm
I'd like to roll with, the gangsters
C Bm Am
Although it's apparent I'm too white n' nerdy
Em
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Bm
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
C
I'm just too white n' nerdy
Bm Am
How'd I get so white n' nerdy?
[Verse]
Em
I've been browsing, inspectin'
Bm
X-men comics you know I collect 'em
C
The pens in my pocket I must protect 'em
Bm Am
my ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored
Em
Shopping online for deals on some writable media
Bm
I edit Wikipedia
C
I memorized Holy Grail really well
Bm Am
I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL
Em
I got a business doing websites
Bm
When my friends need some code who do they call?
C
I do HTML for them all
Bm Am
Even made a homepage for my dog!
Em
Yo! I Got myself a fanny pack
Bm
they were having a sale down at the GAP
C
Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap
Bm Am
POP POP! Hope no one sees me gettin' freaky!
[Bridge]
Em Bm
I'm nerdy in the extreme and whiter than sour creme
C Bm Am
I was in AV club and Glee club and even the chess team!
Em
Only question I ever thought was hard
Bm
Was do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?
C
Spend every weekend at the renaissance fair
Bm Am
Got my name on my under wear!
[Chorus]
Em
They see me strollin'
Bm
They laughin'
C Bm
And rollin' their eyes 'cause
Am
I'm so white n' nerdy
Em
Just because I'm white n' nerdy
Bm
Just because I'm white n' nerdy
C
All because I'm white n' nerdy
Bm Am
Holy cow I'm white n' nerdy
Em
I wanna bowl with-
Bm
The gangsters
C Bm
But oh well it's obvious I'm
Am
White n' nerdy
Em
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Bm
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
C Bm
I'm just too white n' nerdy
Am Em
Look at me I'm white n' nerdy!
