C C C C [Verse 1] C I finally made it through med school. Somehow I made it through. Dm C I'm just an intern, I still make a mistake or two. C I was last in my class. Barely passed at the institute, Dm Am Dm Am Gsus4 G Gadd9 G Now I'm trying to avoid, yah I'm trying to avoid a malpractise suit. [Chorus 1] C Hey, like a surgeon, cuttin' for the very first time, Dm C Like a surgeon, organ transplants are my line. [Verse 2] C Better give me all your gause nurse, this patient's fading fast. Dm C Complications have set in, don't know how long he'll last. C Let me see, that I.V. Here we go - time to operate. Dm Am Dm Am Gsus4 G Gadd9 G I'll pull his indsides out, pull his insides out and see what he ate. [Chorus 2] C Like a surgeon, hey, cuttin' for the very first time, Dm C Like a surgeon, here's a waiver for you to sign. [Bridge] Am D Am D Am D Am G Woaho, woaho, woaho. [Verse 3] C It's a fact - I'm a quack, the disgrace of the A.M.A. Dm Am Dm Am Gsus4 G Gadd9 G 'Cause my patients die, yah my patients die before they can pay. [Chorus 3] C Like a surgeon, hey, cuttin' for the very first time, Dm C Like a surgeon, got your kidneys on my mind. C Like a surgeon, ooh like a surgeon, Dm C When I reach inside, with my scalpel, and my forceps, and retractors. [Outro] C Dm Oh oh, oh oh, woe, oh. C Ooh baby, yah. C I can hear your heartbeat for the very last time.